Favorite Jewelry Jokes

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Sometimes one just needs a silly joke to make it through the day. Here are some of my personal favorites:

What do you call it when a dog eats your wedding ring?

    A Diamond in the “Ruff.”

 

How do you make gold soup?

    You start with fourteen carats.

 

Where do you find the President of the jewelry company?

    He’s the one in the Opal Office.

For more jewelry jokes, visit Jewelry Mall’s jewelry jokes. (If you want it to match a specific gift, most gemstone jewelry and animal jewelry pages have jokes as well)

Comment with your favorite jewelry joke!

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